I’m so sorry that failed you.
Stop looking at me like this please, I’m so so sorry.
This year I will make it at Art Basel Miami for sure.
I will show wonderful paintings and colorful sculptures maybe even an old drawing and a Polaroid picture of me doing coke of a trannys dick.
Hopefully Kanye west is buying a painting for his wife this time.
That would be the one thing that would make my day the most.
Also I promise I will not ride a jetski when I’m high on Xanax again, like last year when everybody was watching and Jeff and Hans where laughing so hard at us when I was crashing in to our own yacht.